A woman was at home with her children when
the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she tripped on
a rug, grabbed for something to hold on to and seized the
telephone table. It fell over with a crash, jarring the receiver
off the hook. As it fell, it hit the family dog, who leaped
up, howling and barking. The woman's three-year-old son, startled
by this noise, broke into loud screams. The woman mumbled
some colorful words. She finally managed to pick up the receiver
and lift it to her ear, just in time to hear her husband's
voice on the other end say, "Nobody's said hello yet, but
I'm positive I have the right number."
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